Every year, for about 6-split seconds in early December, when the nights are cold and optimism is nigh, I contemplate making a Christmas Cake. There is something so festively sexy about that syrupy cake that is crammed full of dried fruits that lets me know that Christmas is here, but by the grace of Santa … Continue reading CHRISTMAS FRUIT CAKE


So I recently got back from Vegas. Someone had to do it. I’ll also throw in that it was first class both ways, just in case you didn’t think I was enough of a bellend. Now it’s a few weeks later and my tan is holding on by the skin of its fingertips and I’m … Continue reading EASY WAFFLES